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You earn ?/min Elon Musk earns €114,000/min You earn ?/min Jeff Bezos earned €75,000/min at peak Average DE wage: €22/hr Bernard Arnault: €88,000/min Your rent due in ?? days Bill Gates: €15,000/min You: still here You earn ?/min Elon Musk earns €114,000/min You earn ?/min Jeff Bezos earned €75,000/min at peak Average DE wage: €22/hr Bernard Arnault: €88,000/min Your rent due in ?? days Bill Gates: €15,000/min You: still here
mode: existential crisis

At least
know the price
of your dignity.

You're already selling your hours. The least you can do is see the receipt.

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